Putting aside the great Grease debates of the 21st century (I still stand by my point that it’s a feminist ode to pre-feminism women owning their sexuality despite societal pressure to deny it) — a lot of us still have a heart for the 1978 classic. To say nothing of Grease 2, which has been making a comeback.

Well, just in time for Grease-themed Halloween parties, fun sock hop themed party favors, or just total silly gifts for a Grease-loving friend, Dylan’s Candy Bar is out with a brand new line of Grease candies. And I’m going to tell you about them, stud.

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Too Pure to Be Pink Grease Candies at Dylan's

Greased Lightning themed tins of candies at Dylan's

Hopelessly Devoted to Candy Grease themed reusable fountain glasses at Dylan's | Cool Mom Eats

Grease themed chocolate malt shake bars from Dylan's


Reusable Soda Fountain Cups are filled with appropriate candies and emblazoned with Too Pure to be Pink, My Heart is Set on You, and Hopelessly Devoted to…Candy.

The Chocolate Malted Milk Shake Bars sound delicious on their own, but add the three styles of fun packing and I’m in.

But maybe most fun of all are the Greased Lightning tins, which are like ready-made goodie bag favors packed with sour balls, gummies, or mini Swedish Fish — though I think including something from Down Under would have been clever. (I mean Sweden? C’mon!)

Speaking of which, I have tons of ideas to extend the line! Cookies toted all the way from Australia. A For You From Me Pinkie Lee gift box of strawberry milkshake cordials. Beautiful Blonde Pineapple gummies in a big poofy prom-dress container.

(And no, I’m not going to suggest a Greased Lightning cream-filled anything.)

Hey, Dylans? In the words of Patty Simcox: call me!

Find the collection of Grease candies and a few accessories at Dylan’s Candy Bar but hurry, supplies are limited, so burn rubber!