Each year, this Cool Mom Picks Halloween meme goes viral — because, facts. And, Reeses. Let’s be honest, if there’s one thing that parents can agree on, it’s that the opportunity to steal our kids’ Halloween candy is easily the best part of Halloween.
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Well obviously we’re not the only ones with a sense of humor about Halloween candy. Browsing Twitter, we’ve been laughing until we cry — and get hungry — reading some of these hilarious tweets about the best Halloween candy, the worst Halloween candy, and why we just can’t resist eating all the Halloween candy.
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This is us. In uh…July.
@NotEthanSmith_
Someone has to ask the important questions.
@Swishergirl24
Evergreen tweet
@wendiaarons
This isn’t a problem! This is an outstanding excuse for you to stake your claim the night before.
@amydillon
It’s good to have strong feelings about Halloween candy. Good parenting, Charlie!
@charliecapen
Clearly someone smart enough to buy the stuff she doesn’t personally want to eat
@Lisabug74
We’re wondering what happened an hour after that…
@Lhlodder
Great lesson in applying flexibility to parenting.
@MommaUnfiltered
Candy corn is not only excellent, but I will swear that each layer tastes different. Don’t @ me.
@_troyjohnson
When you eat all the good stuff out of the bag first: A cautionary tale.
@dougmoe
This information might have been helpful before I actually went ahead and had kids. Then again, either way you get candy. So.
@2questionable
