Each year, this Cool Mom Picks Halloween meme goes viral — because, facts. And, Reeses.  Let’s be honest, if there’s one thing that parents can agree on, it’s that the opportunity to steal our kids’ Halloween candy is easily the best part of Halloween.

Dear children: I gave you life, you give us your Reese's. That's how it works. | Funny Halloween meme via CoolMomPicks.com | © coolmompicks

Well obviously we’re not the only ones with a sense of humor about Halloween candy. Browsing Twitter, we’ve been laughing until we cry — and get hungry —  reading some of these hilarious tweets about the best Halloween candy, the worst Halloween candy, and why we just can’t resist eating all the Halloween candy.

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: Not Ethan Smith

This is us. In uh…July.
@NotEthanSmith_

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @Swishergirl

Someone has to ask the important questions.
@Swishergirl24

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @WendyAarons

Evergreen tweet
@wendiaarons

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @AmyDillon

This isn’t a problem! This is an outstanding excuse for you to stake your claim the night before.
@amydillon

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @CharlieCapen

It’s good to have strong feelings about Halloween candy. Good parenting, Charlie!
@charliecapen

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @Lisabug74

Clearly someone smart enough to buy the stuff she doesn’t personally want to eat
@Lisabug74

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @Lhlodder

We’re wondering what happened an hour after that…
@Lhlodder

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @MommaUnfiltered

Great lesson in applying flexibility to parenting.
@MommaUnfiltered

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @_TroyJohnson

Candy corn is not only excellent, but I will swear that each layer tastes different. Don’t @ me.
@_troyjohnson

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @DougMoe

When you eat all the good stuff out of the bag first: A cautionary tale.
@dougmoe

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @2questionable

This information might have been helpful before I actually went ahead and had kids. Then again, either way you get candy. So.
@2questionable

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