When he’s crawling on the floor, my son shows a reckless abandon for tasting new things. Dust bunnies? Yum! A stray clove of garlic? Why not!? A rotting leaf I’ve tracked in from outside? Bon appétit!
But even though he’ll put literally anything he finds on the floor into his mouth, he refuses to try new or — surprise, surprise — healthy foods. To bring some levity to the situation, and just plain save my sanity, I sought out the funniest tweets about picky eaters from hilarious parents on Twitter.
Seriously, these had me rolling on the floor. And, wow, there are a lot of discarded carrots down here. Please send help.
Top: via @XplodingUnicorn on Twitter
1. Rich Cromwell, aka @rcromwell4
Glad I bought organic.
via @rcromwell4 on Twitter
2. Brian Hope, aka @Brianhopecomedy
Nothing like a quick vacay inside the lunchbox of a 2nd grader.
via @Brianhopecomedy on Twitter
3. Lee Adams, aka @beamjack
via @beamjack on Twitter
4. Simon Holland, aka @simonholland
via @simonholland on Twitter
5. Sarah Tonin, aka @fromSarahTonin
When your onions make you cry twice in one evening.
via @fromSarahTonin on Twitter
Still waiting for my commission for those green beans last week.
via @MamaFizzles on Twitter
7. James Breakwell, aka @XplodingUnicorn
When they need more options than a Cheesecake Factory menu.
via @XplodingUnicorn on Twitter
8. Veronica Curran, aka @sereia85
A home-cooked meal is sweet, but revenge is sweeter.
via @sereia85 on Twitter
9. Babies Daddy, aka @dshack8
And the rest is cleaning it up.
via @dshack8 on Twitter
10. Sarcastic Mommy, aka @sarcasticmommy4
Behold, the miracle of motherhood.
via @sarcasticmommy4 on Twitter