The most hilarious tweets about picky eaters from parents who know.

When he’s crawling on the floor, my son shows a reckless abandon for tasting new things. Dust bunnies? Yum! A stray clove of garlic? Why not!? A rotting leaf I’ve tracked in from outside? Bon appétit!

But even though he’ll put literally anything he finds on the floor into his mouth, he refuses to try new or — surprise, surprise — healthy foods. To bring some levity to the situation, and just plain save my sanity, I sought out the funniest tweets about picky eaters from hilarious parents on Twitter.

Seriously, these had me rolling on the floor. And, wow, there are a lot of discarded carrots down here. Please send help.

Top: via @XplodingUnicorn on Twitter

Related: How to get your kids to eat better. Yes, even those picky eaters. 

1. Rich Cromwell, aka @rcromwell4

Glad I bought organic.

via @rcromwell4 on Twitter

2. Brian Hope, aka @Brianhopecomedy

Nothing like a quick vacay inside the lunchbox of a 2nd grader.

via @Brianhopecomedy on Twitter

3. Lee Adams, aka @beamjack

Next-level parenting.

via @beamjack on Twitter

4. Simon Holland, aka @simonholland

True courage.

via @simonholland on Twitter

5. Sarah Tonin, aka @fromSarahTonin

When your onions make you cry twice in one evening.

via @fromSarahTonin on Twitter

Related: Can this taste plate help your picky eaters? 

6. @MamaFizzles

Still waiting for my commission for those green beans last week.

via @MamaFizzles on Twitter

7. James Breakwell, aka @XplodingUnicorn

When they need more options than a Cheesecake Factory menu.

via @XplodingUnicorn on Twitter

8. Veronica Curran, aka @sereia85

A home-cooked meal is sweet, but revenge is sweeter.

via @sereia85 on Twitter

9. Babies Daddy, aka @dshack8

And the rest is cleaning it up.

via @dshack8 on Twitter

10. Sarcastic Mommy, aka @sarcasticmommy4

Behold, the miracle of motherhood.

via @sarcasticmommy4 on Twitter

Tags: cooking for kids, fun finds, picky eaters